Nerd Captions For Instagram [Funny, Cool]-2022

Being a nerd is not a sin. So, if you have an Instagram profile filled with pictures of all the books you’ve read, then why not inspire others by describing them well. And for that, here is a set of nerd captions to the rescue.

Be it a set of novels or non-fiction books on your favorite subject, you can find nerd captions here to describe all of them in the best way so as to inspire more bookworms, which is much needed in this world of today.

So, go on. Upload a caption from here straight away or tweak it to suit the post you are uploading, whichever way:

Nerd Captions For Instagram

Nerd Captions For Instagram

  • Family don’t end with blood.
  • I’m not popular, just well-liked.
  • That’s the wonderful thing with nerds: they’re enthusiasts. Not having a life means you get to love things with a passion and nobody bothers you about it.
  • I did a nice job on that major paper. Now back to Fortnite until the sun comes up.
  • Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
  • Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
  • Once you’ve seen the sneak preview of this movie, you won’t want to miss the full show. #TheNerdwriter
  • When you’re super smart but really awkward.
  • I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!
  • Hey, don’t stop playing games just because you’re old enough to drive.
  • Live long and prosper.
  • These are my two favourite seasons—Nerd and Fall.
  • If your life got harder, Congratulations! you just leveled up.
  • A bad day in a lab is better than a good day anywhere else.
  • I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten hipper and more assimilated into the culture.
  • When you’re in love with your computer SO MUCH that you won’t leave your room. #nerdbae
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that being a nerd is going out of style.
  • We are all weird, that’s why we are so cool.
  • Reading is my cup of tea. #nerdbae
  • Science has definitely proven that cats are liquid. But how? Ponder with us…
  • Big damn heroes!
  • I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!
  • I blog about space, science, and dinosaurs—and sometimes sports!
  • Soul on fleek.
  • I came across time for you. I love you. I always have.
  • When you’re friends with someone who can chat about “Star Trek” for hours, you’re also lucky enough to be an amateur astrophysicist. Back in middle school, I tried reading some books on black holes out of sheer.
  • I’m a nerd. It’s my life and I can do what I want with it.
  • So nerds rule.
  • I’m a #nerd that likes to have fun.
  • I want a second chance at falling in love with you for the first time.
  • Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
  • If only he can get over becoming a NERD.
  • It is going to be a sad legacy of mankind that a group of toxic nerds destroyed society.
  • I wish my life was a video game so that I could restart when things get too difficult.
  • Proud of how far I’ve come. Tomorrow, who knows? #nerdyautocorrect
  • If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
  • I’m the coolest nerd in town. I have to be, in order to deal with being so cool all the time.
  • Love should never be a secret.
  • Life will, uh, find a way.
  • Loves data. Needs sleep. You can’t have my lunch. No, really – it’s not for you – no offence – I just – I – I’m lactose intolerant.
  • Waiting for life to happen. It’s not that much worse than actually living.
  • Could a scar be like the rings of a tree, reopened with each emotional season?
  • I don’t always cook but when I do, it’s a cookie sheet with a quesadilla on top.
  • I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered, “Run!”
  • Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
  • Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.

Funny Nerd Captions For Instagram

  • First world problems
  • Nerd is the new sexy.
  • I love this time of year when I can finally get all of my housework done while watching the leaves fall.
  • My day job involves solving puzzles, but after work, I often solve problems at my local pub.
  • Like a fine wine, people get tastier with age.
  • Rejoice, fellow nerds. We have successfully banished the summer heat with this infusion of geeky goodness.
  • My life is like a game of chess. Very intricate and never one big idea. Very nerdy at times.
  • Don’t let the muggles get you down!
  • I’m a bit of a nerd, and my extracurricular activity is nerd games.
  • In fact, the world needs more nerds.
  • May the force be with you.
  • Maybe it’s all those years of listening to science podcasts, but I can’t help but admire the beauty in everything from molecule-sized water droplets to the rings of Saturn.
  • Know your limits.
  • I think I’m a trivia nerd. I love to learn about everything. I’m curious.
  • I accept my time, back in cash.
  • When the only notes left from a lecture are from the margins of your notebook.
  • It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
  • Love of a FAMILY is life’s greatest blessing…!!!
  • sorry I laughed at your pun #nerdalert Can you believe our parents actually named us this? #congratsyoumadeit
  • Nerds and the people who love them, unite! Here at Nerd Much, our job is to unapologetically celebrate all things nerdy.
  • I’m going to pull time apart for you.
  • Talk nerdy to me.
  • NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won’t date them either.
  • Who needs a pocket protector? #nerd #geek #funny
  • If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don’t, raise your standards.

Cool Nerd Captions

  • I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is interested in.
  • Brainy is the new sexy.
  • The only thing better than reading is writing.
  • On paper, I am a Tesla guy. I’ve got money, I’m a nerd, and for years I professionally ran a blog advocating for technology that helps decrease our impact on the environment. I love what Tesla does.
  • Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.
  • You gotta take a chance on something sometime.
  • It’s okay to be obsessed.
  • But the heart’s not like a box that gets filled up. It expands in size the more you love.
  • Let it be.
  • No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.
  • One ring to rule them all.
  • When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs.
  • Look at the Prius. It’s a nerd car. Yeah, you’re being environmentally friendly, but your dating life is gonna suck.
  • You are the moon of my life. That is all I know and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.
  • We’re going to need a bigger boat.
  • I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.
  • When you use your calculator to add up all the mistakes in your life.
  • Good things come to those who wait, but good things also come to those who Nerd Harder.
  • Autonomy is a hot button issue of the day! We all have a certain soft spot for how our devices work. Join the discussion of this frustrating topic by sharing a picture of your most prized device on Coroflot and tagging it with #smart
  • Back to school season is here. Time for some serious studying.
  • Life doesn’t give us purpose. We give life purpose.
  • I’m a power to be figured with, I figure.
  • I was weirdly obsessed with music until I was 11, and then I turned into a nerd.
  • This past weekend, I slept until noon. Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow.
  • Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.

Short Nerd Instagram Captions

  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  • Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We’re all nerds, on one subject or another.
  • Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.
  • Fall in love with the world’s best literature.
  • First world problems.
  • These “Gorilla Glue” lids are so strong…thanks for bringing this to our attention PETITION LETTER, you have been helpful.
  • Back-to-school is always better with friends. Whether you’re headed back to class for the first time in years, or you’re taking on a whole new adventure like grad school, there’s no better way to kick off the year than surrounded.
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  • If we can’t protect the world, you can be damned sure we’ll avenge it.
  • Know your limits
  • Ok, we’re going to need a huge trash bag and a bottle of fine scotch for this one.
  • As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other helping others.
  • Hi, I’m a geometric sequence enthusiast.
  • Life doesn’t give us purpose. We give life purpose.
  • Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse Nerd life is so much better than regular life.
  • In light of recent events, let it be known that you, my fellow nerds, are all invited to my next Dungeons and Dragons get together.
  • I graduated top of my class in high school so I could talk to you about quantum physics…if you want
  • I was criticized for my nerdiness and told that it would hold me back. I used that as motivation to succeed and now who’s laughing at who?
  • I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.
  • I want to believe.
  • The older you get, the more rules they’re going to try.
  • True love stories never have endings.
  • It feels good to be back. #nerdfighterlove
  • When you make a new friend and they seem a little clueless. #nerdproblems
  • My inner nerd is hard to indulge. #nerd #nerds #nintendoswitch
  • You can’t stop time, but you can slow it down, like putting on a sweater.
  • If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don’t, raise your standards.

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